Texts from Last Night [bakerstreet]

Martha Wayne (AKA The Joker, from the Flashpoint universe) reports: I’m going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.

Chris points out: Percocets are bitter. [...]


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Ashe (from Overwatch) texts: Woke up in my closet with a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong. Guess it could’ve been worse.

Chris replies: at least the thong and cowboy hat match?

(First mention of the little lacy robe)

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Angry text from Maki Zenin -- I don't know which one of you decided to put something questionably slick on the doorknob but you're not funny, and I will find you.

Chris tries to assure them -- The blood was unintentional I promise

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Crowley (from Good Omens) observes: I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.

To which Chris replies: That can be arranged.

[[OOC: And the mun playfully does some icon mirroring since both characters run around in round black sunglasses.]]

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Harley Quinn (of DC Comics) texts out: Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide!

Chris helpfully points out: If it's craft-grade glitter you're going to get scratched up. Did you spring for makeup-grade?